Author's Comments: My contribution to the erotic files of fan-fiction. There is something very appealing about illicit sex, especially between two people who don't normally interact. But you've got to think that people as close as the X-Men have GOT to be doing something behind the scenes. And I was bored with the Remy/Rogue thing. As I recall, I was also avoiding doing real work when I wrote this one. I tried with this story to push buttons as well as make people laugh.