 Doctor_J Goddamn pikachu! Attack! Attack! I chose you!!!!!! |
 Monsieur_Merde Whatever is going on here should stop immediately. |
 Monsieur_Merde That stench! Oh, it's my upper lip. |
 SlicedBread Gangsters of Love and Maurice sold separately. |
 Beedo I TAKE BACK EVERY MEAN THING I EVER SAID ABOUT THIS SHOW!!! |
 Beedo Meanwhile, Jim Carrey is in the back, making wolf-whistles and banging the table. Oh, wait, that's Ying. |
 amycamus "Well? Whaddya expect? Go barging into the temple like that, overturning the money-changers' tables! Stupid, stupid, stupid!" |
 TurkeyVolGuessingMan And the stress of color-guard duty sends Colonel Howitzer into a narcoleptic shut-down. |
 MrAtomik Oh Al, you've got Jeanine Jackson all over your jacket. |
 Kielle "Me? You think *I* messed up this scene? Dean here was reciting lines from another *episode*!" |
 MrAtomik Graduate of the John Edward school of dumb facial expressions. |
 TurkeyVolGuessingMan Londo, why does my Gummi Venus De Milo have hair on it? |
 YingYang "Damn! Forgot my hair again..." |
 Mr_Grant ~Help! Help me! I fell down this well! ~Little girl? Don't worry, hang on! I'll be right back with the news crews! ~CNN too? ~Yes, CNN too! |
 YingYang "Laugh it up, meatsack, but when my people devour all you puny humans, I'll be King Shit of Fuck Mountain, ayight?!" |
 Kielle The Invisible Chevy sucked almost as bad as the Invisible Jet, but it was still better than anything Aquaman had. |
 TheDiva Oh, it's story hour at Village of the Damned Public Library! |
 Soozcat There there. I'll get you another virginity. |
 YingYang Dinnertime!! |
 GlitterRock ...and that was the worst Thanksgiving dinner we ever had. The end. |
 lil_amish_boy "Honey," says Hugh Jackman, "I'm home! Let's have sex before AND after dinner!" (then lil_a wakes up) |
 Soozcat "What do we say to our Uncle Kirkie?" "THANKS FOR THE DAY AT THE ZOO, UNCLE KIRKIE!" "Damn straight." |
 Darth_Diggler Tonight on a very special John Edwards...we've glued John's hands together for your amusement. |
 FredPAC John is the one person whose hair isn't cut -- it's harvested. |
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