Captions I Just Liked, Darnit:


Kielle
"And when I squeeze THREE times, he shrieks like a howler monkey."

Phanto5692
No Russians were harmed in the filming of this episode. Oh, except for Walter Koenig but that's all right.

flowbear
How about running over John Edward!!!

Kielle
One more "John rubs his chin thoughtfully and smirks" moment and Mr. Katana meets Mr. Liver.

SuperZach
Announcer: "3...2...1...COMMENCE STONING!!!"

EnochF
"ACTING!" "Genius!" "Thank yaw!"

Kielle
Mercy-smothering a fellow inmate -- okay. Smashing out a window to escape -- sure. Dressing up like a packing peanut -- that Injun really IS crazy!

gleeb
Then he squinted a little more, and his head imploded.

EnochF
"This is amazing!" <suddenly engulfed in a stream of lava>

gleeb
Step one. Sit down.

EnochF
"I am an army of one." (I got news for you, lady, you're an army of at least two and a half...)

Kielle
"Do you think H.A.L. can hear us now?" "Of course not, you idiot, we're in Tunisia."

Beedo
Im - ho - tep! Im - ho - tep! Im - ho - tep! Im - ho - tep!

EnochF
[subtitle: Look out, look out, look out, there are llamas!]

EnochF
"Look. Just dispose of this Jones character as soon as possible. I have to destroy Toontown by Wednesday."

Beedo
Well, if I miss Solo with the blaster, I'll kick him in the balls, then hit him on the head with a rock.

PrezGAR
Who's this Leia? You screamed her name all night.

gleeb
All right! The party hats arrived!

Beedo
.oO{Great. Now I have to sneak around a secret fortress in a stolen Stormtrooper outfit. Again.}

PrezGAR
After I'm through with you, I'll deal with that cute little Pink Ranger.

alexgariepy
Walk, eat Mana, walk, eat Mana...are we THERE yet?

EnochF
It's the Berchtesgaden National Socialist Party Marching Band! <strikes up and plays Louie, Louie>

HoneyT
"Welp, I saved the day, I guess..." "Did not!" "Ah, hell, fuck me anyway."

Kielle
"Can I look now?" "No, wait--" *ghosts leap back out and melt Marion's head* "--never mind."

MissingSliderRyan
I bet old Ratboy could find that crate. He knows everything about everyone and everything.

thatidiot
Okay, Sam, drop the dog in the nachos. I'll keep lookout.

EnochF
"Is this the police? Hello, poliiiice..." <hangs up> "Is this my niece? Hello, my niiiece..." <hangs up>


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