::walks out carrying two stone tablets:: Hear me all! I bring to you these twenty-- ::one tablet falls and breaks into many pieces:: Ten. These ten commandments.

* Note: These commandments come from three years of writing -- these are the lessons that
I have learned.

10. The ego of a 15-year-old is powerful indeed, but so is the aftermath of when you turn 18 and see what thou had wroght at 15.
9. Truly thus, no fan fiction shall ever be sent out without looking like this.
8. Honor thy Spellchecker and thy verb tense.
7. Thou shalt write what thou knows.
6. Thou shalt not consume and/or covet Nyquil whilst writing.
5. If thou is stumped for an ending to for thy story, clean thy room.
4. Finish what ye started. People still asketh ye about "The Age Of The Animaniacs."
3. Sendeth the feedback, Luke.
2. When thou sits down to writeth thy fan fic, thou shalt actually write it instead of frequenting yonder chat and/or yonder Theodore Raimi page.
1. Think before thou posts!!

Neva "Mice" Huddleston

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