Desert Nomad: "Okay, as you probably all know, a certain Mr. Sahlstrom has rid the entire cafe of its alcohol content. And left it up to me to resolve. Now, as it basically stands, anyone who keeps alcohol on their person shall retain said beverage. And I've managed to scrape up a truck full of Corona. And there was a half-full bottle of fermented soy sauce, but the Peeps got into it and...well, you know Peeps."

Kielle: "Of course, this ONLY affects segments written AFTER his New Mutants section. This alcohol embargo is also completely subject to the whims of the writers whose sections follow it, who may of course change or reverse it. [I do] NOT see Abyss putting up with this gag for more than a paragraph or two! ;) "

Abyss: "ethcuth me? wutturyu impliyin' der? huh? i happen to reshemble that commenth! *hic* -- Abysh, who has his own private stock"

Dex: "Share the wealth, brother. I should note that during 'Blues Night,' the alcohol loss lasted less then two posts. It's a facet of Subreality. One writer, all the booze you need. I'm not sure of the reason. It's probably quantum or something..."

Denise Keppel: "Dex, somehow between you and Abyss, I don't see the lack of alcohol lasting too long...Someone will shake the two of you and a virtual bar will fall out..."

Abyss: "Now, now, Denise...it's not polite to make fun of Dex's weak bladder like that..."

Dex: "Or Abyss' 'little' digestive problem..."

Ramiel: "You know, 'Abyss In Depends' doesn't have the same ring as 'Abyss In Chains.' But I think we could make it work."

Abyss: "Perfect! Now i never have to get up from the bar! WooHoo!!!!! -- Abyss, wishing Sinny had thought of that in the first place..."

Dex: "Just hose you down every three or four days, eh Abyss?"

Denise Keppel: "Gives new meaning to the term recycling..."

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