DEX: "A Guinness for me, a Guinness for Abyss, three for Phil, and a bowl of Guinness for
the slippers--"
NUDGE: "Krrkrt!!"
DEX: "--and a bowl of beernuts, yes..."
ABYSS: "So, why are we here? Besides the usual game of 'Pickle Me Liver', that is."
PHIL: "Tha' Aussie gel wit' the wings wanted something."
DEX: "Oops, here comes the post."

> Hmm, I just had one of the weirdest ideas and I thought I'd share.

DEX: "You're thinking of making a dip out of avocadoes and old New Mutants issues?"
PHIL: "You think Ol' English can be used fer anything besides paint thinner?"
WINK: "Krrkrt?"
ABYSS: "Winky, I doubt electing the slippers as Overlords of Subreality is a likely option."

> I'm Australian

ALL: "OI!"

> so we don't get MST3K out here, poor deprived heathen's that we Aussies are ;).

PHIL/DEX: "Wot?"
ABYSS: "She said deprived, guys. Not depraved."
PHIL: "Pity."

> Anyway, the only MST3K stuff I've seen is the fanfiction equivalent or Mstie.

ABYSS: *singing* "I get MSTie, just holding your hand..."

> Now I've seen Msties done

DEX: "Seraph has seen Misty Mountains' porn?"
PHIL: "I'm not sure tha' wot she meant..."

> with the cast,

ABYSS: "--of Baywatch."
DEX: "Speaking of mountains..."

> and with the X-teams and lots of other characters.

DEX: "Ah, the famed lost MSTie with the First of the Fallen and Dawn Embers."
ABYSS: "Tap is the First?"
PHIL: "Hell, you've taked to her."
ABYSS: "Good point."
NUDGE: "Srrkrt."
ABYSS: "No, you can't make her an honourary slipper."

> I was thinking, why not do it with Avatars?

DEX: "I've been thinking about doing it with Avatars for years!" *grin*
PHIL/ABYSS: "We know."
WINK: "Grrcrk!"
ABYSS: "Wink, how would you know that Seraph has a cat?"

> I for one could see a Mstie with Dex, Phil and Abyss *grin*

ABYSS: "Speak of the devils..."
PHIL: "Straight outta Pub13."
DEX: "It helps when you get the Doc pissed up on tequila shooters."

> Anyway, tell me what you think.

ABYSS: "Due to the decision of the Supreme Court of Canada in 1991, major companies
must--"
DEX: "I bet she'd scream like a wildcat in heat if I put my hand--"
PHIL: "I think the Guinness outta me left pint is better then tha' outta the right pint--"

> I may even try my hand at one.

DEX: "She's going to try her hand at us?"
ABYSS: "I thought that Nute was on the recieving end of that?"
PHIL: "Well, wot should we said ta this?"
ABYSS: "I say we make her buy us a few rounds first..."
DEX: "Yup. A MSTie with us would be classic."
PHIL: "Cheers, boys. I've off to visit the little MSTie's room."

FIN

Dex

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