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<JayableLechter [Kaylee]> I think every writer worth his/her salt, no matter if s/he admits it or not, had a Mary Sue.
<Lyssie> yup. 'Swhy, I roll my eyes a lot sometimes...
* Lyssie wouldn't be a writer if she hadn't had a Mary Sue...even if she originally got form to give Wesley Crusher a girlfriend...*SHUDDER*
* JayableLechter snickers. "It's okay. I know a guy who admits that HIS first Mary Sue was a guy that he made Wesley's boyfriend." ;)
* Lyssie laughs.
<Lyssie> either way, it shudder-worthy...oh, dear...I should create a Mary Sue that sweeps Scott off his feet...
<JayableLechter> YES!!! ROFL! Do it!!
<Lyssie> hehehe
* Lyssie hrms...Disclaimer: I'm keeping this before Scott and Jean got married, for my sanity's sake (what, you didn't think I had any?). Chick's name is mine, the rest belong to the Gods-forsaken bunch at Marvel...
<JayableLechter> You'll DO it?? :)
* Lyssie ponders.. What shall I call her...
<Lyssie> ah, why not. Something else for my brain to obsess on..
<Lyssie> names...Jane? No...too close to Jean...
<JayableLechter> YeeHAH!! Maria Susanne? ;)
* Lyssie looks suspicious
<Lyssie> Maria Susanne??
<JayableLechter> Mary(ia) Sue(sanne). ;)
<Lyssie> ahhh
<JayableLechter> Or, um...Bobby Sue? Make her a charming hick? ;)
* Lyssie snickers...No, must give her a bit better name...How about, Marya Louise Susanne DeZiga..
<JayableLechter> HAH!! YES!! No, no...LADY Marya Louise Susanne DeZiga!
<Lyssie> aha!
* Lyssie snickers. PERFECT
* JayableLechter chortles...
<Lyssie> hrrrm...Lessee.. her mom gave her up at birth, because she was too poor to take care of her..
<JayableLechter> Oh god...yes, that's PERFECT... And...and what happened? Did she have a tragic, sad little youth that she somehow overcame, or did she get adopted by loving parents?
* Lyssie is trying to decide how much of Annie to rip off
* JayableLechter grins. "Does she sing?" ;)
<Lyssie> like a lark -- remember, she is perfect at everything...
<Mitai> Mary Sue?
<JayableLechter> ~The sun'll come out...TOMORROW! Betcher bottom dollar that tomo-or-row...there'll be SUN...~ I used to sing that in Children's Theater...<g>
<Lyssie> and, of course, at some point in her misbegotten youth, she became a ninja...
<JayableLechter> Mitai: We're making a doozy of a Mary Sue. ;)
<JayableLechter> Lyss: Oh, of course. And she had a natural aptitude. Beat her teacher by the time she was ten.
<Mitai> Ten, huh. Jaya must be soft. =)
<JayableLechter> Hey, Elektra actually DID that. ;) In comics, that is.
<Mitai> That's because Elektra is just cool as hell. =)
<JayableLechter> Course. :)
<Mitai> Like Tarzan. =)
<JayableLechter> <snicker> Tarzan was NIFTY.
<Lyssie> whereas, Lady Marya Louise Susanna DeZiga...
<Mitai> Tarzan is the MAN. DeZiga?
* Lyssie should make it Louisa...
<JayableLechter> Lyss:...can kick Elektra's ass? :) Oo, Louisa would sound better, yeah...
* Lyssie looks dignified.. But of course...
<Lyssie> Mitai: It rolls of the tongue.. Have NO idea where it's from...
<JayableLechter> And the Lady is lusted after by many men...
<Lyssie> from Wolvie to Gambit...to Bishop to Charles...
* Lyssie blinks
<Lyssie> OK. Maybe Charles is too far
<JayableLechter> And Scott! Don't forget Scott!
<Lyssie> But of course! And it's a silent, unrequited lust. For a while...
<JayableLechter> Charles must respect her intellect and play (and lose) chess with her.
<Lyssie> ooo. Like that.
<JayableLechter> Is she a telepath? More powerful than Chuckie? ;) Hank must also respect her intellect and ask for her help in his research. Oo, and maybe she can cure Legacy!
<Lyssie> Jaya: NOTHing is too much for the Lady
* JayableLechter snickers madly.
<Lyssie> yeah.. Telempath of greeeeeat power.. Rivals the original Phoenix...
<JayableLechter> And the Lady has coffee with Magneto...oo, wait, that's been done...
<Mitai> What about housework? Can she dust and clean and cook?
<JayableLechter> I'm sure she CAN...but who would ask her to? ;)
<Mitai> And of course, she's loved by all animals and children...
<Lyssie> yup
<JayableLechter> Oh, and she's got the most sparkling, vibrant personality...everyone is drawn to her...
<Lyssie> Mags has met her... (duh)
* Lyssie snickers more
<Mitai> And the Hand etc. respect her so much they never bother her...
<Lyssie> Hrrrm... And she knows BellaDonna
<JayableLechter> Except anyone we want to be the Anal Prick of the story, who acts totally out of character and bashes her at every opportunity while the others object to his/her unfair treatment.
* Lyssie grins...hrrrrrm...ooc...Jubilee?
<JayableLechter> Apocalypse wants her for a consort.
<Lyssie> poccy lurrrves her
<JayableLechter> Jubes be the Anal Prick?
<Lyssie> Sinny, of course, created her...But this won't be revealed until much later.
<JayableLechter> Of COURSE. ::nods::
<Mitai> And Creed loves her, and brings her flowers and sings love ballads...
* Lyssie lols
<Mitai> Is that stretching it?
<JayableLechter> And the fellows in love with her can ONLY think of her when she's not there. They can't do anything that doesn't involve thinking about how wonderful she is.
<Lyssie> Ooh! And Deadpool takes her out swing dancing...
<JayableLechter> HAH!! Oo, yes...she has a wit to match Wade's, of course...
<Mitai> Bruce Wayne comes by now and then to wine and dine her./
<JayableLechter> She's independently wealthy. Charles borrows money from her to pay the light bill.
* Lyssie nods...how many unis can I cross into it... Ooooo
<JayableLechter> Oo, yes! Bruce! ...Wait...I don't know if I can stand to see him sullied so...<G>
<Mitai> Dear god, I think I'm dying. Look at me. My brain is rotting from all this...=)
<Lyssie> She's a Slayer, just retired.
* JayableLechter falls over laughing and choking at Lyss...!
* Lyssie pats Skaya
<JayableLechter> Oh god...a Slayer...oh god...
<Lyssie> Mac and the Legacy crew. The Psi Factor spazes...
<JayableLechter> Oo, wait! And she has to ALSO have a vampiric streak, Forever Knight-style. But she controls it with her immense willpower, so it only comes out when it'd be most cool.
<Lyssie> no, wait, the original MaCleod
<JayableLechter> So how old is she? Several hundred years?
<Lyssie> oooohh.. and, of course, Nick is the one that helped her control it...
<JayableLechter> Of COURSE.
<Lyssie> prolly...lessee...What's a good year to have started her... She has ties with the Thieves Guild...Essex...yeah. Also the Assassin's
<JayableLechter> She's great at sex and is multiply orgasmic...
<Mitai> But Bella likes her. They used to paint each other's toenails as a kid. So she and Remy slept together when they were both thirteen, and he's in love with her.
* Lyssie bangs her head on the keyboard, laughing
<Mitai> Which makes Rogue mad, but then she likes Lady so much they decide to play evil tricks on him that everyone thinks are hilarious?
<JayableLechter> Logan has the whole animal-attraction thing for her, and he mostly says gruff little things about how strong she is throughout the whole story, and his eyes are softer than usual, and he's tender when he touches her...;)
* Mitai sighs. I can't do this. =) Continue without me.
<JayableLechter> No, Mitai! This is GREAT!
<Lyssie> and, underneath it all, we're going to find that she's from a certain planet somewhere else...
<JayableLechter> Krypton!!!
<Mitai> Sh'iar?
* Lyssie was actually thinking of RHPS...
<JayableLechter> RHPS?
<Lyssie> Rocky Horror Picture Show...I'm still on a Tim Curry kick..
<JayableLechter> Oh, dear god... *snort* She is, of course, the most beautiful woman around. Oh, and when she wins a fight, she's magnanimous to the loser.
<Lyssie> of course...
<Mitai> Janet! Brad! Janet! Dr. Scott! Lady!
<Lyssie> lol
* JayableLechter HAHS!
* Lyssie rofls...Frankie created her with Sinny's help...
<Mitai> Frankie is Sinny's long=lost brother?
<JayableLechter> Oo, if you make it for when Creed was at the mansion (which WAS before Scott and Jean were married) then you can do lots with him and his love/lust for her...
<Lyssie> Oooh yeah, he gets his 'kick' from her..
<JayableLechter> Make sure she magically reforms him...
<Lyssie> this would be even better if Sinny were in drag...
* Mitai wonders if Kai can be brought into this...=)
* Lyssie nods...yeah.. She turns him into the Gardener
<JayableLechter> If Kai was in, she'd have to either worship her like everyone else (oh lord, please no), or get her arse kicked and take off, saying she didn't need this shite. ;)
* Mitai thinks Kai would love her, and the two of them could *share* Logan...=)
<Mitai> THREE_WAY!
<JayableLechter> ACK!!!
* JayableLechter retches...
* Lyssie rofls
* Mitai grins. Logan wouldn't mind...
<Lyssie> oh, dear gods.. this is SO twisted... all right. What male section of the Marvle uni haven't we finished...
<Mitai> Have the mailman be JUST like William Shatner. =_)
<Mitai> What about the Avengers?
* Lyssie begins chortling...She was a cohort of Cap's during WW2
<JayableLechter> BWAH HAH HAH!!! "HERE!...is your delivery... Guard it well..."
<Mitai> The message was from you, Lyss. =)
* Mitai LAUGHS!!!
* Lyssie laughs!
<JayableLechter> I'd say 'she killed Hitler,' but that's a sensitive subject. ;) I debated writing something saying that he didn't suicide, but that a covert organization got him and tortured him muchly before he died...
<Lyssie> not killed, but helped depose...;)
<JayableLechter> Oo, goooood...
<Lyssie> and, of course, she helped the Spanish depose the Moors...
<JayableLechter> Oh, do me a favor and have her befriend the supreme Brood Queen...
<Mitai> And was there when the WildC.A.T.S landed? And pulled them from the wreckage? And taught Grifter all the sex tricks he knows?
<JayableLechter> Oo, yes... She has a faithful wolf for a pet. Named Wolf.
* Lyssie rofls
<JayableLechter> And a horse?
<JayableLechter> Not that she needs to ride, what with the Phoenix-like powers...
<Lyssie> named Horse, of course
<JayableLechter> No no...black stallion named Lightning or something...<G>
<Mitai> And her own genie?
<Lyssie> With light blue hair...
<Mitai> How about a Black Stallion named the Black? =)
<Mitai> And her groom is Alec Ramsey?
<JayableLechter> HAH!!!
* Lyssie snerks...
<JayableLechter> She won this race this one time, against a grey and a chestnut... ;)
<Lyssie> And she was once in Chincoteague...
<JayableLechter> This was all after the island, of course...
<Mitai> Desert Storm and...shit, what was the other name?
<JayableLechter> Cyclone and Sunraider, wasn't it? Even people who DON'T fall in love with her love her as their dearest friend, because she helped them match up with the man/woman of their dreams...
<Lyssie> ooo.. And education!
<JayableLechter> She's sometimes quiet, contemplative, wistful, with this perfect expression of delicate, powerful concern over the world...
<Lyssie> Even back when women weren't educated, she was smarter than the men!
<JayableLechter> Of course! Yes!
* Lyssie is laughung continuously
<JayableLechter> Because she read all the time (speed reader, perfect retention) in between her martial arts lessons, horseback riding, and frolicking in the woods with Wolf.
<Lyssie> yup...
<JayableLechter> She's a perfect tracker. Learned from an Indian brave. Learned magic from a shaman.
* Lyssie nods...
<Lyssie> Also some Druids...
<JayableLechter> Learned meditation from some old dude on top of a mountain in Asia. Druids, yes...
<Lyssie> aside from the fact that I like Druids...
* JayableLechter is laughing HARD...
<JayableLechter> Think she ever bonded with a Companion and saved Valdemar? ;)
* Mitai BLINKS?!?@?@
<Mitai> YOU READ THAT SERIES?!?!?!?!
<Lyssie> ooooohno. And a dragon, of course. Goldrider.
<JayableLechter> Of course, Mitai.<g>
* Mitai falls over.
<JayableLechter> Yes, a dragon!
<JayableLechter> Maybe it should be a UNIQUE dragon. Like... Copper. And much bigger and badder than all the others. ;)
<Lyssie> and, firelizards...
<Mitai> A Bronze dragon?
<JayableLechter> Bronze are already there, right? We need something completely unique. Black?
<Lyssie> if you make the dragon a black one... Oooo...and she's helped Shana and the rest of the humans against the elves...
<JayableLechter> Oo! She battled and defeated the Borg!

*** Mitai has quit IRC (Quit: We decided it was a statement for feminism and against mass marketing. But we really just wanted to burn things.)
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