Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ and I don't make any money with this story so please do not sue me!

For all of you who may not know what a Mary Sue or Larry Stu is: it's any character who is thrown into the DBZ-World created by any author. [Archivist's Note: Not quite...but it'll do. ;) ] If you are going to read a fic that includes a Mary Sue or Larry Stu, then why don't you play the drinking game?

Drink one beer if Mary/Larry Stu...

Is the last full-blooded Saiya-jin besides Goku and Vegeta. (One extra liquor if she/he can turn SSJ, another for SSJ2 and so on)
Is more beautiful than Bulma and ChiChi together.
Is a better fighter than Son Goku.
Has a mysterious aura and very sad eyes.
Has a body like a goddess, only sexier.
Is more innocent than Goku.
Has the same smirk as Vegeta.
Is an old Namek-friend of Piccolo. (Have another beer if Gohan likes Mary/Larry Stu as much as Piccolo)
Has a tail.
Is a natural beauty.

Drink two beers if Mary/Larry Stu...

Is Vegeta's ex-girlfriend.
Is the kid of Goku or Vegeta.
Has long and beautiful hair. (Drink another beer if it's black and shiny)
Has a dark and dirty past about which he/she refuses to talk. (Another beer if he/she reveals all of her secrets later to the author's favourite character)
Is smarter than Bulma.
Cooks better than ChiChi.
Is Trunks' secret crush.
Is Bra's secret crush and therefore Vegeta beats him up.
Is a normal kid like you and me who is thrown into the DBZ-World and now tells the Z-Crew things about their future.
Has an incredible Ki.

Drink a sixpack if Mary/Larry Stu...

Saves all the Z-Fighter with her/his life and dies a slowly and painful death and while he/she's dying the author's favourite character tells Mary/Larry Stu that he/she loves her/him.

AN: Are you drunk now? *hic* I am. R&R please!

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