I'm disclaiming! This is co-written by me (Anjel X) and Kathrine Star Cairo. The X-Men belong to Marvel, MST3K to whoever wrote the show, (you know who you are) Anjela is MINE!!! KSC is my friend, she doesn't belong to anybody, neither do I. N-Joy!
Anjela and her writer's friend, Kathrine Star Cairo, are sitting down in the rec room at the X-mansion. Bored, they decide to try their hand at MST3King one of those annoying spams.
To: anjel_x@hotmail.com
Anjela: That's me!
KSC: Duh!
From: "A. Thomas Hill"
KSC: What hill?
Anjela: Never heard of a Thomas Hill. I wonder if he's any relation to Benny?
KSC: Who's Benny?
Anjela: Benny Hill!
KSC: O.K.
Anjela: Sorry, before your time.
<thill@christcom.net>
Anjela: Holy com...
KSC: Batman!
SNIKT
KSC: Uhhh...
SNAKT
Subject: PAY FOR COLLEGE FROM YOUR COMPUTER!
Anjela: Yaaaaaay! Wooo hooo!
KSC: How can a computer pay?
Anjela: Wait a minute, why would I need t'pay fer college?
KSC: Technically, I'm not either. The government is.
Anjela: True, but I ain't exactly takin' college an' Chuck ain't makin' me pay fer anythin'.
KSC: Well...we all can't be superheroes.
Anjela: And that's a bad thing?
KSC: Sure! Who would you have to save?
Anjela: Inept superheroes who have no clue what they are doing and do more harm than good.
KSC: Oh....
Mime-Version: 1.0
Anjela: Y'know...a mime is a terrible thing to waist.
KSC: No sound?
Anjela: Of course! You're readin' it, not listening to it!
KSC: But the voices in my head sound so real...
Anjela: *That's 'cause it's me, silly!*
Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii"
Anjela: Huh?!?
KSC: It's a series of zeros and ones when strung together spell out words that appear on the computer. I thought everybody knew that.
Anjela: Not this everybody! 'Specially that just needs ta touch the 'puter ta tell it what ta do.
GRAB A 2nd INCOME!
Anjela: How can you grab an income? It ain't tangible!
KSC: How!!!
Quick & Simple!
Anjela: Is there any other way?
KSC: If it's quick, how can you grab it?
Anjela: TK wall.
Cash in Hand This Week!
KSC: Where's the money?
I apologize for the intrusion,
Anjela: No you don't!
KSC: Then don't intrude!
however, I feel if you take a look at my website you will be very interested in what I am doing.
Both: Good night everybody!
This is the perfect opportunity for a home based internet business to supplement your present income.
Anjela: There's a whole bunch o' big words fer ya!
KSC: Tylenol!
Anjela: Isn't it s'posed t'be Aspirin?
KSC: No, I'm allergic to Aspirin.
Anjela: Oh...
Best of all, it won't cost you anything to check it out.
Anjela: That's more like it!
KSC: Check and not costing don't go together.
http://www.adnetmlm.com/3337.htm
KSC: How do you say that?
Anjela: Hittip wwwwwa dot ad net mmmm ul mmmm dot com three three three seven hitmm.
KSC: I don't think he knows how to type.
I am making a great deal of money
Anjela: Well, ya gonna share?
KSC: And you want to make more on us?
in just a few short weeks.
Anjela: How can a week be short? They're all the same length!
KSC: Especially when you say weeks!
Imagine a self replicating website
Anjela: WHAT! They're doin' cloning?!?
KSC: Hey! They stole that from Star Trek!
Anjela: What, cloning? Sinister did it first!
KSC: Not cloning! The replicators!
Anjela: Well gee...I ain't a mind reader...uh...never mind...
that will instantly start you a downline.
KSC: A line that goes down?
Anjela: Yeh! The 'net does that all the time!
Both laugh for a few minuets. As they're laughing, Bobby walks past the room with a puzzled look in his face and continues down the hall.
This is the easiest, most exciting thing I have ever been involved in.
Anjela: OK...I'd hate ta have yer life, bub!
KSC: The most exciting? That's scary.
You have nothing to lose by checking it out!
Anjela: Yeh, sure we will. That's what they all say!
KSC: We'll waist our time...well, at least some of us.
SNIKT
Anjela: What? You sayin' I ain't got a life?!?
KSC: NO! You can time travel!
SNAKT
Anjela: Oh...but I wouldn't waist my time on it. I'd just not check it out in the first place.
KSC: Good idea.
Anjela: Naturally.
If you aren't interested,
Both: We aren't!
KSC: Hey! Stop stealing my ideas!
Anjela: (Smiling) *What do you mean by that?*
I apologize again for intruding and will not contact you in the future.
Anjela: I certainly hope not!
KSC: YAY!
Thank you!
Anjela: You're not welcome.
KSC: No.
Carol & Thomas Hill
KSC: Where are these hills they keep talking about? What was this spam about anyway?
Anjela: I think they forgot to put that.
KSC: I know they forgot to put it.
Anjela: Who would wanna click on that site ta find out?
KSC: Not I.
Anjela: Hmmmmm...I wonder if Bobby's doin' anythin'? (Yelling) HEY BOBBY! Ya wanna check out this cool site?
KSC: Yeah, if there's anybody who would, it would be Bobby. Boy, I feel sorry for him.
Anjela: Why? I need ta get back at him fer freezin' the stings on my electric guitar!
KSC: Well...in that case...
Both: BOBBY!!!!!!!
To be continued???
Mwaaaahaaaahaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaa....